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hamarae bin adhure

Mr Bean - Comic Relief 2007

mr bean funny humour

ki karni tere mundri nu hun

Hun Saade kismat da ki kasoor
jad tu hi appna fasila badal laya
ki karna hun oohna rahaan te intzaar
jad tu hi appna raah badal laya
ki karni tere mundri nu hun
jad tu hi saada challa badal laya...

sarir vich khoh pendi

Dil Nu Taangh lage jad sajna,

Waang nashe de sarir vich khoh pendi,

Har waqt sajna da khyaal renda,

Karr chete sajan akh ro pendi,

Yaari lake sajan hi karan dhoka,

Loko fer na palle koi gal pendi,

Mukh mod ke sajan chale jande,

Tey Jind yaar di marhi wich bal pendi

oh shaunk jaan lain da rakhde ne

eh sahaare lagde sohne ne
par neetan madiyaan rakhde ne
pehlaan dard awallde dende ne
fer hathh dillan te rakhde ne

sadi fitrat ton thode wakh jehe
thoda nakhra jeha vee rakhde ne
sada shaunk hai husn manan da
oh sohna mukh luka ke rakhde ne

asin dil lei baithe hathaan wich
te oh roop saan te rakhde ne
jeehnu jaan banai baithe haan
oh shaunk jaan lain da rakhde ne!

swaad intzaar da kii hunda

koii puchhe saatho dard inkaar da kii hunda
koii puchhe saatho rang bahaar da kii hunda.......
guzar jaani jinha dii vich vichhore mar marke
koii puchhe unha ton saath yaar da kii hunda........
assi yaar nu rab te ishq nu ibadat keh baithe
lokii puchhan saatho asool pyar da kii hunda.......
apne jisam cho har boond lahoo dii baha daiye
koii puchhe je saatho hanju yaar da kii hunda......
har waar sahaa main ohde naina da has haske
main kii janaa fat teer te talwaar da kii hunda........
ishq umraan da rach giyaa jinha de haddi
oh ki jaanan pyaar din do-chaar da ki hunda......
har janam langhiya sada teri udeek vich
koii puchhe saatho swaad intzaar da kii hunda

sari duniya kare makhulan

dil de doonge fatt sajjna....

hunde aukhe bade mitaune....

iss belihazi duniya andar ........

painde zakham chipaune........

sari duniya kare makhulan....

kise na marahm lagaune.....

kamleya je koi na saathi sacha ....

fer ki kise nu darad sanaune

Eh supne heere moti hun

Kujh supne mere moye ne,

Kujh palka wich samoye ne,

Kujh supne mere gum ho gye,

Kujh dil de wich lokoye ne,

Kujh supne mere adh- vaate,

Tut tutke bahut hi roye ne,

Eh supne heere moti hun,

Main ladiyan wich proye ne,

Kujh supne si lasha varge,

Jo modde utte dhoye ne,

Kujh supne hassde vassde ne,

Kayian ne hunju choye ne,

Kujh supne mere yaara jehe,

Ajj jaan de vairi hoye ne,

Kujh lokan mere raahan wich,

Ajj chunke kande boye ne,

Bas ehi taan mere supne ne ,

Jo teela teela hoye ne.

Dil Todan Wich Oh Mashoor hai

Loki Kehnde Ki Tere Yaar Ch Bada Garror Hai,
Yarro kassor Usda Nahi Oh Apne Hussan To Majboor Hai,
Kehnde Pehla Peeche Launa,
Te Pher Dil Todan Wich Oh Mashoor hai,
Dil Todhe Pave Oh Mera Lakh Wari,
Par Ik Din Usnu Apna Banauna Jarror Hai….!!!

Jad v tera Didaar hovega

Jad v tera Didaar hovega
Koi dil da bimar hovega...
Kise v janam a k vekh lavi
Tera hi intezaar hovega..
Jithe tutta-bhajjiya v na milu diva
Uhi mera Mizaar hovega

hasda rahe mera veer vasda rahe mera veer

"mangdi duawan lagge veer nu na tatti hawa....
taqleef na awe ohnu jawe mere wall aa...
rishta nibhda rahe ve sada ..har sah tak akheer...
rab kol hath jod mangdi sada
hasda rahe mera veer ..vasda rahe mera veer
har khushi milae ohnu tarakiyan oh pa lwe
cheej ohnu mile har ..jis nu v oh cha lawe
sanskaar jo ditae yaad oh rakhae ..bhulaae na apna zameer...
rab kol hath jod mangdi sada
hasda rahe mera veer vasda rahe mera veer
rakhri de din jadon kol sade hunda nhin ,,,
chup chup rahiyae odon bol sathon huna nhin ..
ohde bina laggae jiwen muk hi na jayiae ..
.khatam na ho jawe shareer ..
rab kol hath jod mangdi sada
hasda rahe mera veer vasda rahe mera veer
mulak bahrle ch ja pta ni kam kiwen krda ae ..
takleefan v ni pta kinnian k oh jarda ae...
hasda rahe oh hamesha na koi gall howe gambhir
rab kol hath jod mangdi sada
hasda rahe mera veer ...wasda rahe mera veer
dil khush jo jawe khat "VEER " da jadon aa jawe ...
khat hi ohda ghar which khusiyan lea jawe ....
likhda k karda hun mein mehntan badal deu tqdeer ..
rab kol hath jod mangdi sada
hasda rahe mera veer vasda rahe mera veer"""

VE DASDE GUNAH KI MERE NE

KI HAAL SUNAVA DIL DA TAINU
IS DIL DE ZAKHAM BATHERE NE....
AKHIYAAN VICHON MUKK GAYI NINDER
HUNDE HANJUYAAN NAAL SAWERE NE....
ROOH DE SAATHI DE GAYE DHOKHA
SADE DUKHA NAAL HO GAYE PHERE NE.....
DIL IKKO GAL SAADA PUCHE RABB TON
VE DASDE GUNAH KI MERE NE.

Oh PUNJABI hi ho sakda Hai

Vareiyaan di jo khang ch khange,
Oh PUNJABI hi ho sakda hai,

Kudiyan de vich jo aksar Sange,
Oh PUNJABI hi ho sakda hai,

Peg peeke jo leve pange,
Oh PUNJABI hi ho sakda Hai,

Coke te Pepsi tan duniya peendi,
Five Star ch jeda Lassi Mange,
Oh PUNJABI hi ho sakda Hai,

Marjane nadeem ne

Dubde lokan di kahani kaun sinda ae,
gal hove je purani kaun sunda ae,
Bhull janda ae rabb jawaani ch,
chardi umre gurbaani kaun sunda ae,
Pyaar ta sab karke vekhde ne,
kise da pyaar jubaani kaun sunda ae,
Lok ta labhde har gal cho munafa,
kise di hoyi haani kaun sunda ae,
Marjane nadeem ne likh ta ditta apne dil da haal,
par dil di eh nadaani kaun sunda ae

Mein han oh aurat jinu duniya ne

Kisse ne meinu chadd ditta..

Kisse ne meinu vadd ditta ..

Kisse ne samjheya gair..

Kise ne ghar'cho kadd ditta..

Kisse de layi paraayi si mein,

Kisse ne agg lagaayi si mein,

Kisse ne ditte dhakke meinu..

Kisse ne meinu vand ditta..!!

Kisse samjheya khadona meinu,

Peya umraan da rona meinu

Jarurat pen te mann behlaya..

Waqt aaun te dil'cho kadd ditta..

Kisse ne khede daav mere te,

Kisse ne laaye ghaav mere te,

Pehla varteya saaj-shingaar layi..

Gussa aaun te sheesha bhann ditta..

Badnaseeb han mein duniya nai vekhi,

Kehnde ne agg "NADEEM" aap nai seki,

Mein han oh aurat jinu duniya ne.....

Na jeeun te na maran ditta...........!!

rehndi na suhagan ik ve bharjai

Teer tod ke sahiba ne zindagi mirje de gawai,
Ik de maut kara ke jaan sattan de bachhai .
Je tore na hunde teer sahiban ne ,
rehndi na suhagan ik ve bharjai .
Maadi sahiba ne nahi kiti ,ae ta honi ne karwai.
Maadi sahiba ta akhwaundi , je hundi aapni jaan bachai.
Naal yaar de ap ve marke , sahiba ne ta sacchi preet nibhai

Jisma nu loki pyar karde

Jisma nu loki pyar karde,
pyar roohan nu karda koi koi ,
apni khushi ta har koi mangda,
khushi kise di jarda koi koi,
paisa wale di loki karan sobha,
hami gareeb di bharda koi koi,
unjh te yaar ne bade phirde,
hikk taan k kharda koi koi..

Aaj Tak Na Ban Sake Kise De

Dard Dujeya Ton Hamesha Chupande Rahe,

Hassa Bhullan Te Inj Liyaunde Rahe,

Wafa Kar Ke Vi Aivn Bedarda Nal,

Bewafa Vi Assi kahaunde Rahe,

Aakha Tarsdiya San Jinna Nu Dekhan Layi,

O Sathon Hi Nazran Churande Rahe,

Loon Paya Zakhma Te Usne,

Hall Dil Da Jisnu Sunaunde rahe,

Aaj Tak Na Ban Sake Kise De,

Har Kise Nu Apna Banaunde Rahe,

Oh Lang Jande Ne Kolon Beganeya Wang,

Jina Nu Apniya Wang Sada Chahunde Rahe…

Sikke Bade Kmayenga

Iss Nagar Ch Dosta Tu Jad Kade V Awega,
Moh Wfa Nu Chad Ke Har Chij Ethe Pawega……..
Sone Chandi De Nagar Sikke Bade Kmayenga,
Soch Ke Main Darda Ethe Tu Jo Gwaenga……
Welcome Likhya Milega Tenu Bahute Dra Te,
Buhe Nu Tu Band Andro Pawega…….
Etho De Pani Hwa Khabra Srape Hoye Ne,
Iss Nagar Vich Aan Ke Tu Apne Pul Javenga……..
Saun Jagan Nahon Kam Te Khan Vich Koi Vehl Nai,
Do V Hanju Gerne Nu Tu Waqt Kitho Leavega…..
Jail Wangu Chah Ke V Janda Nai Etho Niklay,
Etho Chutenga Udo---Duniya Cho Hi Jad javenga….
Aje Tak Sadiaan Akhan Ch Thodi Jehi Sharam Hai,
Fer Khabre Uston V Pehchnaya Naa javenga…

gum dil de dil ch rakh

bahut rokeya si mein is hath nu
tu sajna nu paigam na likh
gum dil de dil ch rakh
aage lokan de shareaam na likh
ki hoeya je tainu shad gaye ne
tu ohna nu badnaam na likh
oh vi taan tere bina zinda ne
o dila tu ohna toon kuch taan sikh

Loki labhde fringe

Mirje de TEER waris shah di HEER
Loki labhde fringe,
Punjab di BAHAAR Punjabi sabhyachar
Loki labhde fringe,
Koyal di kook te satwinder bitti di hook
Loki labhde fringe,
Takdi te watte siran te duppate
Loki labhde fringe,
Pind diya galiya te MAAN diya kaliyan
Loki labhde fringe,
Khu da pani te giddyan di RANI
Loki labhde fringe,
Gurdaas de geet Punjab da sangeet
Loki labhde fringe,
A hani te chati vich madhani
Loki labhde fringe,
Maa da pyaar te sumit varga YAAR
Loki labhde fringe…

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